Archive for Humor

The Devil Particle is discovered

Uranus in Aries quickens the pace of pioneering discovery.

First the God Particle was discovered at the large collider in Switzerland.

And then the Devil Particle was discovered in a washing machine in Australia.

Watch the historic footage: “Hotpoint Washer Tears Itself Apart”

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Alternative to following your dreams

Moon square Neptune: “I’m sick of following my dreams…I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” – Mitch Hedberg

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Time for some Zodiac Lightbulb Jokes!

The current planetary pressure cooker calls for comic relief. Enjoy these Zodiac Lightbulb Jokes!

For Example:
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

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Don’t mess with Pluto ;-)

Here’s a funny billboard I came across re: Pluto’s “demotion” from planet status a few years ago:

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