Archive for Sagittarius

Time for some Zodiac Lightbulb Jokes!

The current planetary pressure cooker calls for comic relief. Enjoy these Zodiac Lightbulb Jokes!

For Example:
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

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Everybody’s talkin’

Tall tales & philosophical musings are in store for this evening as Sagittarius Moon activates Mercury & Jupiter. People have lots of deep thoughts and entertaining stories to share. Take in the big picture.

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Smoothing ruffled feathers

Neptune ruffles the Moon’s feathers early this evening, but Venus soon arrives to smooth out any resultant emotional sensitivities.

Moon goes Void with affectionate Venus at 8:31pm until almost midnight, when it enters Sagittarius and links up with passionate Mars. Anyone still awake should get a second wind around then.

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