How many Plutonians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pluto’s at a standstill now, turning retrograde. Dig deep to drag hidden treasures out of the darkness & into the light!

On a related note, here’s an old joke (originally about Scorpios) by Walter Pullen, creator of Astrolog freeware:

How many Plutonians does it take to change a lightbulb? None – they’d rather sit in the dark.